HMV 4.30pm. Me: Hello, do you have Belle and Sebastians new single? It comes out today. Bald Person behind the counter: [Pause]No it doesn't. Me: Yes it does, someone told me it came out today. BP: you mean Lazy Line painter Jane? Me: no, I've got that BP: Are you sure? This is the last entry on this sheet. Me: Yes, they've got a new single out. BP: (sarcastically) Well it'd be on this sheet if they did wouldn't it? Me: er, I suppose. BP: oh hang on, this is the wrong sheet. Sorry I'm new here. Me: Oh really. BP: Yes here it is, Century of fakers. Me: That's the one, can I have a copy? BP: yeah hang on........(5 Mins).......Oh, it comes out on October 6th Ha Ha Haaa, I'm new here. Me: right, thanks...[exit] BP: 'Ere John, this is the wrong sheet. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha [repeat to fade] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net -----------------------------------------------------------------------