Hi all, I don't know if the title pun is original or not...I don't remember seeing it anywhere, and I worked so very hard to come up with it, so if I plagiarized anybody's title, please let me know...it wasn't intentional. Surprisingly enough, the title is rather pertinent to the rest of the e-mail. Allow me to present the evidence for you. First, our beloved Ken's picture from the Sinister website: http://www.missprint.org/sinister/people/KenJuggle.html Next, an add for microsoft I pulled off my hotmail homepage: http://the_cats_pajamas.tripod.com/ken.gif Given the strong visual evidence, I can only come up with 3 possibilities: 1. Microsoft is the root of all evil and have begun a comprehensive cloning initiative and have decided to help defray the cost by using some of the clones as models. Given Ken's frigteningly good looks he was a natural choice for the modelling program. 2. Ken has sold out to the man and is using his good looks for the forces of evil. He appears to have bought breast implants with the money he has made so far... 3. The person in the picture is the anti-Ken and if Ken were ever to come into contact with the anti-Ken, both would disappear instantly in a flash of energy capable of leveling major cities. Of course, it also may just be some old lady from a microsoft ad that doesn't really look like Ken at all, but really, how plausible is that? Jason _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+