Dear Listerines, I know I've promised never to post 'sinister' ever again, but I'm in a dill of a pickle and I don't exactly know how to solve it. Thank you for mentioning Momus, for my dilemma directly refers to him. I don't know if many of you are aware of the karaoke parody competition from the last album, The Little Red Songbook, but I've written Sinister-related lyrics to the song "Who Is Mr. Jones?" and I need some help with them. Suggestions, questions, comments, death threats, and those few gilmmers of praise are welcome. Remember, I am only 15, and therefore nothing but a mere stupid high school kid, so my writing probably is not up to par...however, I liked them. Sort of. So here you go: "Who Is Elvis?" by Susannah Grossman *Inspired by listening to "A Century Of Elvis" from the Belle and Sebastian EP Lazy Line Painter Jane* Stuart David at the height of his fame got asked the same question once, then again In a closet of cardigans. "Tell us, Stu, who really is that Elvis?" Stuart stammered, "ask the 'Sinister' list, they seem to know everything- or ask Jeepster Sub Pop, or wee Karn she's a lot smarter than me, at least she's supposed to sit down when she pees as opposed...to dainty me." Stuart David at the start of his fame got asked the same question once, then again in a closet of cardigans. "Tell us, Stu, who really is that Elvis?" Stuart, probably scared to death looked for a place to run and hide. "Is he a sprig of broccolli, a cat or some pajamas? Does this Elvis like to play in a band with the high llamas?" <--that line is cheesy, someone please help me Poor Stuart is now crying from all of this attention and as he ran away, this is what he was heard to say: "Elvis is and was a man...who rifles through my trash Elvis is, and was a man...who rifles through my trash." So there you have my crappy lyrics, that I wrote last night dreaming of fame and fortune, Momus style. Any disparaging remarks, are welcome, please! -Susannah the Pitiful +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
WARNING Message from IBM
If you receive an e-mail titled.JOIN THE CREW or PENPALS DO NOT open it! It will erase EVERYTHING on your hard drive! Send this letter out to as many people as you can. This is a new virus and not many people know about it! This information was received this morning by IBM, Please share it with anyone that might access the Internet!!
PENPAL appears to be a friendly letter asking you if you are interested in a penpal, but by the time you read this letter it is TOO late.
The Trojan horse virus will have already infected the boot sector of your hard drive, destroying all the data present. It is a self- replicating virus, and once the message is read it will AUTOMATICALLY forward itself to anyone who's e-mail address is present in your box! This virus will destroy your hard drive and holds the potential to DESTROY the hard drive of anyone whose mail is in your box and whose mail is in their box and so on and on! So delete any message titled PENPAL or JOIN THE CREW. This virus can do major DAMAGE to worldwide networks!
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE IN YOUR MAILBOXES. AOL HAS SAID THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS AND THERE IS NO REMEDY FOR THIS. FORWARD IT TO ALL YOUR ON-LINE FRIENDS A.S.A.P.!
P +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
WARNING Message from IBM
Join the Crew is not a virus. It is a hoax. The "virus" does not exist. There is currently no virus that has the characteristics ascribed to "Join the Crew." It is a sham, meant only to panic new or inexperienced computer users. Please ignore any messages regarding this supposed "virus" and do not pass on any messages regarding it. Passing on messages about this hoax serves only to further propagate it. rod. -- r o d b e g b i e work: rbegbi@sapient.com play: rod@begbie.com vox: +1 (617) 761-1753 web: http://www.begbie.com/ "I didn't eat yesterday, and I'm not going to eat today, and I'm not going to eat tomorrow, cause I'm gonna be a SUPERMODEL!" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Rod Begbie