Hello sinister, I guess I've just halved my summer holidays by sleeping loads last night, but it hasn't actually done me any good because I'm still tired and my jumper is way too warm for the office and my hot body. And my semi-arthritis is kicking in today and thus this morning my right hand is as strong as water's alcohol level, hence why I'm using it to write half of this e-mail right now. Well being forced to be left-handed at least means that I'm truly sinister. I feel terrible now but I have a good feeling about this lunch time, which happens in a mere 4 hours time, I'm going to receive a free sandwich from my work agency and then I'm going home for lunch, and it's going to be a sunny day and I'll spend it on a solo sinister picnic in my garden with my sandwich to fill my stummy, a cheeky bevvie to lower my immense body heat and a tiny miniature football with "Euro 2000" written on it that I found in my garden, some kid probably kicked it into there by accident and probably cried about it too, but peepers keepers so there, besides I don't know who I would return it to so I may as well put it into good use by practicing my running volleys with it. Unfortunately I have no access to a portable music reproduction device such as a ghetto-blaster which would have made it perfect. It's not perfect now, but in a couple of months time everything will be just dandy. I might even have gotten myself a ghetto-blaster by then. Ooh and look Belle & Sebastian are doing a tour soon, I reckon they should do Glastonbury this year, rubbing shoulders with Rod Stewart - they can do a duet called "Stewart Murdoch" and then sturan can even steal all the limelight, cunning. Left handed hugs and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+