Hello, For some reason I was led to believe that the new Belle & Sebastian single, Jonathan David, is out today... so I went to the record shop, and it wasn't there. I even went to Virgins and see if they have it in the new singles section, and it wasn't there. The people at Virgin looked at me as though I was going to buy the new Stereophonics single.. I got scared for a bit that they might think I'm an indie kid, so I moved my hand over to the Steps CD instead, and they looked away cos I was cool and mediocre again and don't like groundbreaking stuff like Stereophonics. Then I got back and Ian Nicolson said:

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When our heroes came on Stuart claimed that they were all a bit tired. Three nights in a row is maybe a bit too much for the poor little petals...<<

They better not be fucking tired on the 15th and 16th, or I'll get Peacock Johnson onto his case. BTW the original name for Jonathan David was called "Johnson & David" but Sturan had to change the name cos Peacock phoned him up and said if they didn't change the name he'd "boot him up his fucking peacock".

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... complete with lovely tongue clicks.. from Sarah and Isobel<<

Ok, that convinces me that going to the gig on Friday is a good idea and I should stand at the front row waiting for tongue clicking from Isobel. After drinking buckfast at the Saracen's head. Lucy Alder said:

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I bet they don't have a book of rules in the Saracen's Head.<<

I bet they have a fifteen minute rule which says that you have to take at least fifteen minutes before getting served in order to phrase your order properly.. At least they have this rule in my Students Union bar, enforced by "the queue" which is an invisible force that governs everything from school lunches to the M25 motorway to hospitals. and JenOwl said:

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Well, I've been in hospital, which was all lacking in swellness...<<

My friend went to hospital once after falling down the stairs in a club, his head was full of swellness.

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...But it turns out that I don't have cancer. I have a thing on my ovaries which is like I tried to grow a person, but it didn't have any boy genes so it just stuck there with a load of people cells in a blob and made it hurt a lot.<<

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