bonjour sinisterines, there's even more snow in toronto, but at least it's sunny today and not grey and blah the way it has been lately. there's even been a bit of controversy, as i mistakenly called naomi wolf's book "the booty myth" in a truly freudian slip of the tongue. kevan "you know you want it" cooke wrote:

...

Anyway, must go, you're not subscribed just so you can read my drivel are you? You're here to read about Jessica's underwear.

I know I am.<< oh good, i was just trying to decide whether or not to wear nice underwear today, and kevan has made up my mind or me. so you all have him to thank for my wonderbra ultra push-up (yes, i do believe in miracles) and little white bikini underwear. beth "do you smell burning?" tilston wrote:

...

P.S I intend to completely overhaul my underwear drawer. Any suggestions gratefully accepted<<

if you have not already done so, rush out immediately and purchase any sort of wonderbra push-up thing. it's not possible to feel down when your boobs are so up. shall i make a bad joke about cleavage? no, i don't think so. or rather, on the contrary. also necessary: bikini underwear, none of those dreadful thong things because they cover up the "tasty part of the belly" (as a boy once said to me). miss fluffy puffy sarah wrote:

...

Lesely Jo what is a s-u-v? is it rude???<<

i admit that i am not lesley jo, but i do know what a suv is and would like to show off. it is a sport utility vehicle, a jeep or a cherokee or range rover. they tend to be purchased by middle-aged business men wearing scuba watches and sport sandals, armed with the belief that with these rugged accessories, they're able to take off into the wilderness if they so desire. it do wish it was rude, but it's more pathetic depending on who owns the suv. and then miss fluffy puffy sarah wrote:

...

Can we have a shoes thread?<<

ooh, i've had to restrain myself from buying more shoes, it's one of those obsessions along with underwear that can get really out of control. i've also been wearing trainers lately (i do find that word preferable to 'running shoes'), of the acupuncture variety, they're grey and black with hightech-looking orange bits on them. also in heavy rotation are my john fluevog angels, my dr marten mary janes, my platform shoes, and my truly canadian winter boots: big and clompy and guaranteed to 30 below zero. my current shoe obsession is a pair of very furry hush puppies slippers, they're quite glam and seem just the thing to dance around the house in on a wintry day, singing along with lisa germano and making frozen pizzas. ooh, i'm also having a love affair with the clarks winter boots, the ones that are made of sheepskin lined suede. mmm, suede...i wish brett anderson would go on another awards show with his blouse unbuttoned and shake it for us. but i suppose his shaking days are over. hmm, must brave the winter snow and ice and go to work. as previously mentioned, if anyone would like to offer me a job that is not working in retail, please do. not on speed, jessicaxo * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * someone had spied on us, i suppose, as we sat beside the canal and ate the sandwiches, drinking not even orangeade or coca-cola but hot milk out of a thermos. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * t i n y s t a r @ w o r l d y . c o m (it's lovely being a girl) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+