Sinister: "please, i ask one thing of you, no russian jokes"
I found myself being told this sometime last night, leaving the 13th note to go to a Russian cafe nearby. As I was sitting all by my lonesome in "the note" last night, I was drinking a pint and reading the free rental guide I picked up at this lovely cafe. A man sitting at a booth near me brought over part of the independent so I could read something else, which I was very grateful for, and went back to his booth. I read some nice columns about liberals and blah blah blah (is the independent a liberal paper by the way?), and then he brought over the rest of the paper, and asked me if I thought old dubya was scary. I said "yes, very much so." "ooh, you're american" he says. we talked for a bit, then I joined him at his booth, where a girl was sitting who didn't know him either. She was working on questions to ask a band she had recorded for her uni project (according to her, the same uni where our lovely belles were first recorded all those years ago). This guy was very interesting, if not a bit odd. He would bounce from topic to topic to topic, and I think the poor girl was a bit confused by the whole thing. Nice guy though, showing us poetry and talking movies and brian eno. She was an industrial fan and didn't know much about other types of music. She kind of scoffed when I said "um...belle and sebastian" to her query of what music i like, although she had never actually heard them. The night progressed, and whilst me and the guy got more inebriated, and the girl's band came along to do an interview, he asked me if I wanted to go to the russian cafe. This was a mistake. I said "sure". As a bit of time went on, it was obvious this man was very very drunk. Moreso than me even. He was annoying the poor Russian waitress to death, causing scenes by trying to chat with the nice people at the next table, and trying to get the poor Russian waitress to play one of his aardvarck cd's over the speakers. He's a smart man, who oddly enough works in insurance, but perhaps a little on the strange side. Anyhow, as he began to throw up, I realized it was about time to go. After getting him into a taxi (which took a bit of work), I began walking back to my hotel. An odd evening, probably not a smart one on my part, but ya know, I had fun. Moving on, as I was walking down the street yesterday, I saw this little kid, no older than eight, harassing, and even kicking, this poor crouched homeless man. I didn't hear what was going on, because I was listening to my new and excellent Mum remix cd*. I walked on, a bit disturbed, but stopped. I turned around and, not knowing what else to do, gave him 50p and moved on. I don't know the homeless man's story, and some people might rail me for actually giving money to a homeless man, but I felt bad. I wish there was something else I could do. I did love Rachel and Dimitra's dual post. In my Ethics of Cyberpunk class, my teacher and the whole class were going on and on about how dangerous and creepy meeting people over the internet is. I decided to interject an opposing view on the matter by telling everyone part of Dimitra's story (without using any names of course) and some seemed to decide that the internet can be a pretty swell place after all. And in somewhat more pressing news, I think a few of my clash cd's were stolen. Borders is having a dandy sale on cd's, and I know I'm going to get the smiths "queen is dead" (mine is horribly scratched) and "louder than bombs" (i only have it on vinyl), and I can get one more. Should I get the best of the divine comedy? Or maybe try to replace my London Calling? perhaps some van morrison? Some decisions in life are just too difficult to make. I realize now that this isn't very interesting. I probably just have tried to inject humour or something, but what do you people know about humour? -Matt *I understand that remix albums are about as desperate as live albums when a band wants to release something and get money without actually doing anything new, but come on, mum just screams to be remixed. P.S. I surely hope this is better than my last post, but ya know what, I don't think it is. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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Matthew Henderson