OBJECTS IN ORIFICES when I was young i got a ball bearing stuck in my nose and had to go to hospital to get it removed. I was very embarased. somebody said that a nurse told them that lots of kids get raisins in their ears and that they need tweazers to get them out. I however was always taught that if you pour melted chocolate into the ear then the raisin would come out a treat. PET NAMES my dog is called Tim the enchanter after the character in monty python and the holy grail. A friend of mine has goldfish named Ben and Corky after Ben Folds and Corky and the juice pigs. I used to have a gerbil called rodney but thats not a very exciting name is it. MISHEARING LYRICS someone thought the line in seymour stein was "has he ever seen ghandi" but then they dicovered that the lyrics in the cover said it was "north of scotland has he seen". I too first thought it was ghandi but im unconvinced that the lyric sheet is right. Does anyone else agree that what is actually sung is "has he ever seen dundee" CHEESE nice to see a lot of cheese related discussion in here, monkeys are not the new rock and roll cheese is. I recently bought a pack of flavoured cheese spreads and there was a marmite flavoured one and it was scrummy. Except it didn't look very nice and the people at marmite hadn't given them use of the name so it was called yeast extract flavoured cheese spread. LIST CRUSH was browsing through the photos on the sinister web site and saw one of a quite enchanting girl so I've registered my vote on the list crush site. I'm not telling you who I voted for 'cos I'm embarassed by stuff like that though. SUNDERLAND AFC rob I appreciate that you support the greatest football team on the planet but how can you slag off that song...come on lets all sing together Nial Quinn's disco pants are the best They go up from his arse to his chest They are better than Adam and the Ants Nial Quinn's disco pants well I think thats all from me...I may see some of you in glasgow on saturday but I don't know if I can afford it or find it for that matter. have a good one owen With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+