ah, it's so undignified isn't it readers? ... a relationship breaking up in public, and on the internet of all things.... how post-modern, why, it's all we ever talk about here in the bistros of Puerto Vehlo. (there's little else to do to be honest, short of scamming tourists and playing strip tennis with the younger residents of the Bordello) I remember the days, before my indiscretions forced me overseas, ( i thought it was a cello string.... it was dark in the Union Chapel...) when Julian and Tag used to be such a happy couple, strolling arm in arm around IKEA of a Sunday morning, feeding each other ice-cream on the steps of the Town Hall before the Sunday matinee, arguing over who had the most glitter on their home-made magic wands.... and who could forget those fabulous tea parties on the summer lawns of Chorlton Towers, Tag merrily playing mother whilst Julian would sit and plait ribbons into the tails of passing cats (a ruggedly handsome tomcat named Gareth, and a rather over-fed mouser called Janet) humming their favourite Sarah b-sides to each other.... I'm sure all fellow, ahem, sinistereans, will join me in expressing my deepest regrets that something once pure has to fizzle out and die via such a cold and vulgar medium..... I must leave you now... my houseboy, the bloody idiot, is taking the sting from a gin, and those damn cicadas are starting up their nightly deaths' rattle. Goodnight Juan de Paradiso oh, and Tag, .... just a quiet word.... before dissing the Vale, remember that the Burslem Young Team know where you live.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------