Oh Evie, Evie! You little tease, you! I have been sitting quietly atop a grassy hillock overlooking the airport since last Thursday, and still no sign of you! I think I saw Chips though, being escorted off the plane. I wish I was called Chips. It sounds like a great time was had by all, especially Chips. I'm definitely not going to any concerts again ever, because I seem to get much more attention by not going. I don't know if that's good or bad. Who was interrogating my former bedfellows? Neice Lesley J, sorry for stealing your favourite fat bum quote. I've incorporated it in the script I've been daydreaming on the grassy hillock for a computer-animated modern fairy tale, starring Master Murdoch and Princess Isobel. It's called "Dinklestiltskin" and should be on general release in time for Christmas crackers. Nephew Jake, sorry for implying whatever it was I implied, I didn't mean to, it was just my way of saying "send me loads of freebies". Everyone gets Smashing Pumpkins freebies except me. Snot fair. Fluffy, Evie Sands is like Etta James, only completely different. I'm sure you'd dig. Yesterday I saw a feel good council house movie, "Among Giants". It didn't make me feel particularly good, but you do get to see Pete Postlethwaite's knob, which was a long-standing ambition of mine. Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+