The girl next to me was worried I was going to faint she told me I look very pale. I explained that I burn REALLY easily and am therefore coated in factor 50 suncream (especially created for babies) now she really feels sorry for me cos [and I quote] "if I didn't go a little brown I'd just die" Ahem at least her hearts in the right place. CarsmileSteve (hewits@gloscat.ac.uk) said "Unfortunately my sister is coming to see me the weekend of the Sheffield one cos it would have been nice to go to that one and meet midlandy type people. Oh POO, the London one's going to be the 15th as well now Wonder if my sister fancies a daytrip to London....." and I'm sure she'd have a much nicer time on a trip to Sheffield with us Midlanders! Bloomin Londoners stealing our picnic people GRRR * Anyway yes my reason for this post well it's to say goodbye really… Looks round the room at all of you. Some are dancing, some are chatting on the stairs and in the doorways, there's a huge group arguing over what music should go on the stereo, some are queuing for the bathroom and some are snogging in the shadows. I've had a lovely time I'm really glad I came… walks toward the door where Honey is greeting the new arrivals and buttoning up the dufflecoats of those leaving. I do a little curtsey** "thankyou for having me" I take one last look back and give you all a big -wave*** Then I'm picking up my goodie bag (little toy, balloon, slice of cake) And heading out the door. It's been great Love and everything else PWL * I have no problem with anyone from London or anywhere else in the universe and this is meant to be read in a humourous tone. ** I'm well brought up you see. *** Jeepster chat strikes again -laugh _____________________________________________________________________ FSmail - Get your free web-based email from Freeserve: www.fsmail.net +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+