Well, Mice And Men are dull now... I think the Pinefox is just jealous because Everton are nowhere near a good team. <winks> But if he thinks Everton don't get enough mentions on the TV, he should try being a Scottish footie fan... Lawdy! Don't you just hate working weekends? There should be some sort of law against it or sommat. I could always say it's against my religion - I'm creating Andreasanity - a splinter group from just Atheism. My 10 commandments as your God are: 1)Thou shalt not make thy god work at weekends. 2)Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's P!O!P! 3)Thou shalt not suffer bland "alt-rock" like Coldplay and Starsailor 4)Thou shalt love Japanese stuff, cos it rocketh. 5)Thy wallet shall be emptied each month into the coffers of thy church (me). 6)Thou shalt have sillier names than me. 7)Thy oxen and thy ferrets must be kept down thy trousers. 8)Honey shalt be sacred food, only to be consumed when he sayeth 'please.' 9)Thou shalt adore Father Jack and all his wisdom. 10)Woulds't thou partake of toast? Of course, to join the Andreasist movement, you must make a tribute to me of a custom CD, Minidisc or cassette with cool and groovy indie-pop, or rare Radiohead stuff that I haven't got. Especially interested in their cover of Cinnamon Girl. Bow before your God, you! *zap!* *coughs* Ok, I'm getting slightly out of control. Let's return to as close to normality as I ever manage - which ain't much, as you no-doubt know. Going to see Ben Folds tomorrow night in the Liquid Rooms (if I manage to find it) with my ex. Which may or may not be cool, depending on, umm, things and stuff. On Friday, I go to see Space with that punk princess Sweetie. Which should also be fun. And I finally got my AIR tickets sorted for the Barrowlands! Hurrah!!! I wish something more had come from the Angelina Jolie thing, like nudity for example. Or "Womb Raider" - the battle to escape Isobel's thighs before they open and suck her in... Ok, I have a sick mind. I wish the Amphetameanies were playing again - I keep missing them, it's so unfair! *screams* I'll go now. I'm too too strange, duude. - Jase xx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+