The boy brad said:

hello. my name is brad. i was introduced to the belle and sebastians from my mom, who quite fancies krokus and says they sound just like them. for fun, i give blow jobs to football players to give them a little "pep" before the big game. i also have these recurring dreams of a naked and jolly tag frolicking through the garbage dumpster behind the local jack in the box eating, well, slurping, anything he finds and letting it run down his stomach, across his navel, and drip down his well endowed member. oh, and i have seventeen testicles.

I like this man. He makes me laugh. Welcome back mate. BTW David (or maybe HoneyBunney, i'm not sure), do we still get to know about later picnics this summer on the other news list, then? Also, Stuart Murdoch, i have a bone to pick with you. i have recently been having some VERY strange conversations with a friend of mine, who after listening to "If You're Feeling......." forty times a day has decided that she would very much like to "liberate a boy she's never rated". This is true. and disturbing, considering that before she started listening to Belle and Sebastian, she used to be a lovely, sweet girl who liked watching sunsets and Disney films. It is also all your fault. So, what have you got to say for yourself young man? from a slightly worried Yaz ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------