... heralds the return of Mr Smiley. Mr Who? No, Mr Smiley. I lost my voice when I change accounts, and rather than bother Honey I decided to spend two weeks playing in the sand pit. Actually, I might just keep unsubbing and subbing again, so I'm perpetually in the nursery. You see time moves slower in the nursery, so I'll have more time to revise for my exams. Perhaps. But more likely not. Maybe I could use this rebirth as an attempt to actually write something interesting and get people to talk to me. No, looking back over this post I can see this is probably a lost cause. OK I give up. I have to ask. Someone else asked but no-one answered to the list. All searches to the archives have yielded only very cryptic clues, without giving me anything concrete to chew on (not that you'll ever see me sinking my teeth into a wall), so... what the hell IS the tape tree? I presume it's where people grow sellotape in a greenhouse or something. Or more likely it's where people make tapes for each other. But where on Earth is it? Answers in machine code to: smiley@rebelmonkey.freeserve.co.uk God be with you Mr Smiley PS. Honey said:

Anything that's witty, wise or wicked will probably be ok

Which led me to conclude that anything beginning with 'w' is OK. So I sent this post, which is wan- #Transmission failed# +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+