Sinister: Frankie was a moke from the block we used to live on....
I went and asked Jeeves what all this 'moke' business is about. Apparently it's old British slang for a donkey. He really did tell me that *ever* so politely, too. I hereby recommend him to the general populace of Sinistown: http://www.ask.co.uk He's great. Blowed if I know how he does it. Probably just on keywords or something boring like that. The deliciously Juicy Lucy said:
What I'd like to know is who's going to do the dodgy jobs in the village? Who's going to collect our rubbish? Clear out the blocked U-bend? Go down manholes to monitor the sewerage system? Feed the pigs? Scoop up the dog pooh on the pavements? There's been far to much luvvie-duvvie crap on the list lately - it doesn't feel natural. Go on, nominate your worst enemy to clear up the dogshite, I dare you.
Well, I'm not the sort of person that goes round nominating people to clear up dogshite, but I am willing to take on one of the more dangerous jobs to be had in the blossoming village. I'm corrently reading "Mr. Nice" by Howard Marks, and this drug smuggling lark sounds well easy. And a right larf to boot. So, I am volunteering my services as the Sinistown Drug Dealer. Mmmmmmm. Pete Ramsdale, the purveyor of fine herbs and prescribed chemicals, is back. Will we ever be set free?* Oh, and by the way, I've nae skag. Everything else, though - just not heroin. I hate needles. It's why I never started knitting. I see they've had to institute a "best P!O!P! act" at the Brits this year for fear that we might rig the votes again and get Pete Waterman's fawn Chinos in a twist. I just wish there was a "best seven-piece that never perform in public"-type award deal. B&S would be shoe-ins. Sod trying to be witty. I'm off for a smoke. lol p xx. -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "You take the blue pill, and the story ends. You wake in your bed, and you believe what you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes......." Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read Phone: 0171 568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Oh. And the * in my last post was going to be: * spot the film, kids. But I forgot it. Off to get fucked out of my skull on tryptamine derivatives, lol p xx. -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "You take the blue pill, and the story ends. You wake in your bed, and you believe what you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes......." Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read Phone: 0171 568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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