I've got my hands on Genevieve! Lured here by freckly scottish arms and the elusive flash of gingery hair through the rain... So how do you entertain a lithe and lively young lady on the holiday of a lifetime? Well stalking is the obvious answer but naturally we're far too classy to partake in such desperate activities. Instead we've been walking the streets of Glasgow attracting the charmers with BLEEDING GASHES ON THE FOREHEADS AND MAD STARING EYES. Mmm the strong silent type. I would like to disclose the red hot information that our very own fantasy-filled school girl SLEEP TALKS. Through 6 nights of tossing and turning Miss Pookie has broken the dream-sodden silence with shouts of "BASTARDS! MWHA HAHAHA" "CANADA!" "SOAP!" and a confusing conversation with me about the beach and belle and sebastian. Today has been another day of discoveries and confirmations as we've been testing the theory by Dr Breedlove (oh please) concerning the relationship between index finger to ring finger ratios and sexual orientation. The Results are that Vickyvodkabird is a disappointed non-tomboy, Linda, Genevieve and I are all gay, Honey is undoubtedly a girl and Cool! Keith is poorly equipped heterosexual with a miserable portion of lovejuice. But there are no surprises there. Keith is sitting back waiting for all you hot ladies out there to dispute this last fact. Please reply on list. This week has seen Lilly96 sprawled on the bed in a fetching face-mask singing "In the arms of my sweet lovin' man". He isnt a little yellow fish in a deep blue sea. Take me home. Well done to Camera Obscura for the excellent Peel session, it was really lovely. If you havent heard them yet you might suck. Miss Honey, Miss Linda, Miss Vodka, Miss Pookie, Cool! Keith and I are sitting around the palace getting tanked up in order to help us cope with the ensuing misery of "Storytelling" with its promising themes of disability and the holocaust. It's all about the music innit. The list mums are being excellent hostesses as always and we're having LOADS MORE FUN THAN YOU. On this aggravating note I must retire. xxx Happy birthday Genevieve and thankyou for your company. ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+