Things have been heating up for two minutes now, but I don't think we're ready. I decide keep folling around for another minute or so, then I would make my move. I finally, I think we're both ready. But there is just one more obstacle in my way. It was a little difficult to rip off, but I think my confidence made it seem easy. I remembered back to my first time. I was in high school. I had thought about it, a lot. I'm a bit shy and very nervous though. One glorious day though, it actually happened. I began to move in, and although it smelled kind of funny, I thought of how great it feels to be actually doing it, and began eating away. The sweat trickled down my forehead as the room seemed to get hotter and hotter. It was getting very intense now, until I was finished. Surely, this was the finest microwaveable burrito I had ever had. It might seem a bit pricey for 1.79 at my local gas station, but it's soo worth it. Especially with a cherry icee to wash it down. Aah, it's the finer things in life that make everything bad seem okay. I might be wrong, but I think someone was slagging the fact that belle and sebastian did shirts. I don't know, maybe they didn't. Either way, I just thought I'd use this opportunity to tell about how I am in an incredibly awkward stage in life. Right now, a Large t-shirt is just too small. It's okay before I wash it, but afterwards, it shrinks into smallness. However, an X-large is much too big, even after wash. The only t-shirts I own that fit like a dream are the belle and sebastian shirts. Even after washing, they are the perfect length. The arms fit so well. They're loose, but not TOO loose. It's just a nice feeling. And those russian dolls are just too cute. In the recent tradition of leaving posts, I thought I'd say I'm leaving. It's been fun, but I actually HAVE now a life and you're all GEEKS and I AM NOT! -Matt P.S. I'm not really leaving the list. This should be obvious since everyone who knows anything at all about me should know that I will never ever have a life and I am far geekier than all of you. Long Live the Fighters. P.P.S. Sorry for having TWO deep, depressing posts in a row. I'll be more uplifting next time. Twelfth Night perhaps. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+