hello..... ....thought i would take time off from the giddy social whirl that is my life and drop you all a line...it'll have to be quick though...my silk hankerchiefs havnt been pressed for tonights cocktail gathering,the maid has run off with my yacht and tara palmer tomkinson is lying on the lawn face down in the ornamental fish pond....the above statement may or may not be lies..... ....i'm having lovely dreams about running down every member of the A level exam board in a large tractor..its *ARGH* mock exams in one week and i can safely say that the last eighteen months of college has passed through me like an undercooked chicken korma...i know nothing....but when youre studying chaucer i dont suppose that matters..anyone who has ever had the misfortune to read these paticular works of english will sympathise...oh how the teachers try to sell it to you as tales of murder,debauchery and lewd sexual conduct...in truth they understand as much as their bewildered students.... example: o leeve sire shrewe, Jhseu shorte thy lef! yet prechstow and seist an hateful wyf yrekened is for oon of thise meschances been ther non othere manner resemblances ..theres a packet of slightly melted maltesers for anyone who can find the sexual conduct in that...or indeed understand a word...i'm sure its a very interesting story and the language is very beautiful...but come on now.... ...hmmmmm...square dancing...i had similar experiences....shivering in your indecently short shorts and wishing that you would be paired off with that paticular days most beautiful girl..fickle is the mind of an eight year old...the fact that the hall used for PE was also used for eating lunch and that the lesson was always directly after the feeding frenzy took away the romantic atmosphere somewhat...it was extremely hard to dosie doe when you were in danger of treading in cold mashed potatoe at every twirl..hmmmmm..... ....content? i'll make a vain stab...just to say that i have really grown to love FYHCYWLAP in the last week or so...in my humble opinion it beats the pants (although very chraming pants they are) off TBWTAS...and its the best washing up album in the world...ever!....yes this may sound strange but searching for that last elusive teaspoon while 'womans realm' plays is an experience not to be missed...or maybe my life needs more meaning...probably...but hey..i'll be playing a live gig in just over a month and i'm ridicolously excited...and very,very scared...i'm considering wearing some kind of mask to hide my blushes if i play the drums like a fool...or animal from the muppet babies...i'm far too innocent to talk about the undoing of bras so i'll be going.... ta ta! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+