Sinister: hello be nice to me
It's raining today. Just thought you'd all like to know that. I didn't go out last night, I stayed at home and played games on my computer. Shall I tell you what level I've got to? Perhaps someone out there can help me to get past the pit with the spikes. I can't remember what pants I'm wearing, I put them on after my bath last thursday. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so sensitive, did I tell you how sensitive I am? I wish girls liked me. Perhaps then I could have a girlfriend. Will any of you be my girlfriend? What about Lesley Jo? No, she likes girls. FluffySarah? No, she has already got a boyfriend. It's not fair. I bet he's not as sensitive as me. I only buy vinyl you know. Does anyone want to trade tapes of rare singles or concerts recorded from the radio? I'm going to go out to a pub tonight with my friends, but I won't enjoy it. My friends will all tease me because I'm so sensitive. I hope I don't meet any girls. They make me stutter. Has anyone read any books? I love books, and films. Especially French films, I really connect with those because I am so sensitive. I went to the post office yesterday to buy some stamps. There was a pretty girl behind one of the counters, she had a nice smile, so I joined a different queue. I was there to buy some stamps. Does anyone else buy stamps? I hate licking the back of stamps, they taste horrible. Is anyone else in England? Perhaps we could all meet up. Why don't you e-mail me if you are in England. But only if you are as sensitive as I am. And not a girl. What's this Tigermilk record that everyone keeps going on about? I really like Belle and Sebastian, the singer sounds really sensitive like me. Which one is the singer, is it Sebastian? I bet it is, it's a really sensitive name. I really like Tori Amos too, I wish I was as sensitive as her. Did I mention that it's raining? Stan _________________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Sensitive Stan