heeeeeelo sinister people...... .....hmmmmmm.....er......i never know how to start posts......ooohhh....er.....how about this....... **********WOW!!!! ITS THE START OF THE POST!!!********* ........was that dramatic and suitably attention grabbing?...probably not but i shall continue....does anyone in the world actually enjoy house parties? or is it just me?....i went to a horrible one on friday where there were lots of dodgy type people looking mean and dodgylike....it started off okay....i just sat on the fridge,drank luke warm beer and tried to fend off a strange man who was trying to show me his talking watch...which didnt talk....it bleeped....quietly.....but then it all turned nasty and lots of egos clashed.....which resulted in people being hit,shouty things being shouted and bodies being forcibly ejected....i cowardly (or cunningly as i like to think) hid upstairs in one of the bedrooms and listened to bernard butler until things had calmed down....at least it was quite eventful....unlike other parties where i usually just end up slumped drunkenly on a scabby sofa having a conversation with a mad (and usually dribbling) pissed person while everyone else is having a good time...or at least doing very good impressions of having a good time......oh well.... yayayayaayayayyyaayayayaay content!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....has anyone heard the song by.....er.....i forget the name now...but its got a certain mr murdoch singing on it....thats probably not much help.....i just dont think anyones mentioned it and i wondered if it did exist or i was going mad.....its got single of the week in the nme if thats any help.....anything else?....erm....oh i did bring 'lazy line painter jane' to the party but i was terrified to put it on in case my head was subsequently used as a beach ball by the dodgy people..... .....i've done it again at college....seen the greatest girl in the world (how many can i see before that statement becomes a lie?) and got scared to talk to her in case of befuddlement,embarressment and general ohmygodwhatthehellamidoing type situations....i'll probably just wander around hoping she suddenly feels the need to urgently talk to me....grrrrrrrrrrrr i'm so inadequate....another case of unrequited love to chalk up.....i'm turning into a serial stalker....but at least i move on quickly....anyone could be next! mwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!....that was my best creepy stalker type person evil laugh......it just came out a strangled squawk....hmmmmmmm....... ...does anyone remember a kiddies programme called 'greenclaws'?......it was about a big green monster/gardener who had magic seeds and told stories about his amazingly large family....great uncle stuntman claws,great aunt nuclear reactor worker claws and so on......the reason i ask is to settle a bet with someone....i only caught a glimpse of it this afternoon and it was something about seaweed but i need to know about owls.....yes i know my life is empty and at times laughably pathetic but theres a fiver riding on this dammit!....i maintain that there was a clockwork owl involved somewhere....i dont know how and i dont know why but it was involved somewhere....my friend stubbornly denies the poor owls existence and i need that cash!.....any help would be much appreciated...i'll send you a slice of the takings.....possibly.....in fact you may just get a lollipop.....no in fact sod it you'll get nothing..... but i still need help....pleeeease..... ...thats it for now peeps...i hope youve enjoyed this small slice of westcountry life....who needs the archers eh?....or is that set in leeds?....hmmmmmmm.... ta ta! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+