hello again everyone, well, as i briefly mentioned yesterday, nike are having a 'park football'awards, and i thought that it'd be nice to turn nike town from a big corporate obscenity into the location of the next london sinister meet up. so i'm off to http://www.nikelondon.com/parkfootball/parkfootballawards/main.htm to vote once again. so far i've voted for 'looper' as team of the season, 'drunken matt' as the best nickname, and for myself as *ahem* best player of the season ;) so come on down and vote. right, now that's over, i was wondering if anyone was going to see either the radar brothers tomorrow (upstairs at the garage) or arab strap at the union chapel on wednesday. i was going to go and see geneva today, but i hardly slept last night, and so i'm rather wiped (if anyone wants my tickets mail me privately, and i'll let you have them). and rather lonely, because natasha's just gone up to leeds :( still, i suppose that that's not as bad as cyprus. someone was talking about taking on townies (or 'spides', as i think he called them) in burger king. i remember when i was still at boarding school, one of my friends and i were wandering the streets of winchester at three in the morning when nine or ten townies aproached us. they called my friend a 'fucking queer' (well, i suppose he was wearing so much mascara that he looked like a panda), threw police cones at him, and then proceeded to stand round him in a circle, taking turns at kicking him in the face. so i kept on walking, increasing my pace so as to get a bit of distance between us, which wasn't very supportive, but i was wearing glitter and thick rim glasses, so i didn't think they'd take too well to me. one of them shouted after me 'oi! he's my fucking cousin! do you want some too, you fuckin' prick?' to which i replied 'no thank you' (in my best posh voice) and broke into a sprint. quite why he was telling me about his relations i don't know even to this day. anyway, i'd been abusing my lungs all evening, and so i didn't get far before the asthma kicked in. so i picked up a stick, turned around, and shouted 'this is my mobile phone, i've just called the police, they're going to be here in less than a minute'. and they believed me, and ran away. leaving my friend with a black eye, a bleeding lip and a cracked tooth. thankfully steel-capped doc martens weren't as cool as nikes in the townie community at that time... from that day onwards i only went out in winchester late at night with my friend who had a black belt in karate and judo. but i never got attacked again. oh well. anyway, i've posted twice in two days, and so i'd better shut up for a bit. come and vote for me at the nike page - i quite fancy winning an entirely inappropriate prize. love from everyone's favorite male lesbian, Marcus XXX +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+