1st to (t)wee jay: you know it makes sense, isn't that a pulp thing from somewhere? where is that from? damn boy i'm wracking my brains. oh and oh and was that YOU making the vicious slurs? i hadn't even remembered who it was, i was blinded to all facts by my outrage. i forgive you, but only because i know you were trying your best to be brad, and we all know that brad is the evil influence upon boys' folly-ridden minds everywhere, and you can't be blamed for that. well at least i wasn't kicked off the sandlot when i revealed my true nature.......a coldly calculating, castrating, propaganda-spouting neo-old guard bitch. sign me lesley"it's a patriarchal cultural construct!!' Jo Can i use your quote about the gestalt anti-isobel? that was brilliant, you get extra points for using the word gestalt. i must admit i have not voted for crush yet i've just been mulling over. i knew i had to vote for isobel, DUH. not that she needs much boosting in

numbers of people drooling over her, but maybe i can be that special someone who makes a difference. (YEA right!) i dont' know though, flattery CAN get youeverywhere with me, i know someone who might be getting a vote just for being a 'groovy' gal. jess told me i have 4 votes, im surprised i have any, i'm puzzled by that, but only because my life is so boring and loveless that any attention i get is greedily lapped up. *sigh* i just got my heavy vinyl, glossy covered twattybuss LP today. it's just so beautiful. aside from the cover pciture itslef which i have never liked, it's a lovely green, and it's gatefold, *ahh,* all the nice lyrics are in, i feel like i'm back in the 80s' looking at my dads records. and our own paul honey is thanked therein, a true part of RAWK posterity. what i wouldn't give......*grr* BUT SOFT! what light is that, in 12 inch glossy card stock gazing? it's isobel's starry eyes, and the gentle curve of her pixy hands! i think i could stare at that for hours. now i know i'll have to acquire one of those double sided flats, because i'd be afraid to set my record up somewhere open to look at it, and with my luck it would fall over and get mangled and then what, NO pretty picture to look at at all. if you've never seen it in 12 glorious square inches, you haven't lived, my friends. "I do not ask my body to go "ring-a-ding ding" whenever she hits a high note"

Jamie sez, rather tantalizingly: 2. Be Smutty - Does anyone else get turned on, when they see B&S play live and Isobel is looking really angry and unimpressed with something. That look she gives sends shivers down my spine. She knows she's georgous and she loves it !! Im sure she must have just come from a naughty photo shoot before

-----Original Message----- From: RebelStrange <rebelstrange@ldd.net> To: sinister@majordomo.net" <sinister@majordomo.net"> Date: Friday, December 04, 1998 4:34 AM Subject: what men in stained raincoats pay for the the

Shephards Bush gig and didnt have time to change from her kinky school girl outfit. *********** Me, me me!! i do i do i do. i demand to see this mysterious school girl outfit. NOOOOOO!! *must--keep head--from--exploding--* can i use your scenario in my "Things Silly People have Said about Isobel" section? i thought it was rather exciting. oh, how naughty we are!

here's a concept--instead of WWJD(what would jesus do?) What would Stuart Do? murdoch that is, stuart david frankly isn't familiar enough to me to amuse me quite as highly, it's the naked truth. so come on people. Take this scenario: Mummy is away from home for a christian women's conference. you've just arrived back home from choir practice and pulled mummy's cookies and milk out of the frigidaire, to settle in and watch some education television, when you hear a rumpus down the hallway. being a naturally curious lad, you tiptoe along to see what the fuss is, intent upon setting it straight. Isobel and sarah are arguing viciously over an Arab strap that they have dug out of your parent's closet. the battle is heating up as plucky belle tears a nice chunk of sarah's hair out, and the tussling pair are edging closer to mummy's treasured and fragile Hummel collection. worse yet, Mummy warned youa bout these type of girls, and has forbidden such tarts from the premises on the grounds tthat young wholesome studs have better ways of expending their energies. You are torn between loyalty to your dear old mother, and that icky 'down there' sensation that is beginning to plague you when you catch a glimpse of belle's clever knees from under that plaid skirt. suddenly, paul honey bursts in. "Aha! My Arab strap, give that back you cheeky thieves." He has the cutest eyes, and the cutest blue veins, that you have ever seen. **************************WHAT WOULD STUART DO????*************************** Smut RDA: 46%

visit chauncey and gertrude, please, i gave birth to them months before i ever heard of tigermilk, yet they share a striking similarity in spirit to our murdoch-pals Chelsea and Lisa. i think so. i knwo they are my children and i love them anyway, but i can't help it, so sue me. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/4967/cg1.html i have forgotten anything else i was going to say. oh yeah i did a thing for mummy yesterday, and i got a gold star. i'm happy. (now where's that kiss you promised?)

lesley Jo

"inch for inch and pound for pound, who needs boys when there's (Isobel) around?"

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