Somewhere in the sprawiling Metropolis that is the little village-like community of Sinistrality (in a kind of Trumpton type way, for those that know of it), Jessica Foxinasnow wrote these glorious words:- --- Quoty Bit Follows --- That's the closest i've come to getting a list crush yet, having someone remember to distinguish me from their true crush. Which i guess is better than not being remembered at all. It's kind of like that oh-so-clever listee who was gonna change their name to 'Phillipe' to get all the mistaken fans of Philippe one-l two-p's. I thought that was a brilliant idea. Maybe i'll have a list crush on that person, though i forget who it was. Phillipe. ----- Quoty Bit Precedes ----- That was meee! And it would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for you pesky kids - or more precisely, if the aforementioned snowy one had omitted the word "maybe". Hurrah, my very own "near miss" list crush. I feel like I finally belong. Of course, part of me doesn't actually want a confirmed list crush, because then I'd have to turn the rest of you glorious people away. Not from any sense of monogamy - I'm as interested in a bout of orgiastic cardie-wrestling as the next person - but because these things always end in tears. You'd find out about each other, there'd be a fight, Honey would have to treat us with a firm hand (matron), and then people would sulk. And it would all be my fault. So instead, may I just culminate this excessive thankyou to the foxy one with the following:- circumscribe sinister (i.e. I want to put my arms round the whole lot of you and give you a big hug). Xav (whose real name is Mark as he never changed it to Phillipe (two Ls, one P) on account of thinking he was too late for the grand totalling of the crush votes ) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+