Tuesday! I like that day... Tu-n-esday! I'm back from the spa I went with Daniel. Oh! I had a great time, I can assure you! Daniel is perfect; he even likes Belle and Sebastian! And in between talking about Heideger, snogging, and having our bodies massaged by experts who used all kinds of oils and massage techniques, he did confess his love for me!! I never felt happier in my whole life! And I have led a very exciting life till now, mind! But I'll tell you more about Daniel and my plans to go back to England and live there with him in my next post 'cause now I have to answer to some fellow sinistereenians and shed some light to this mystery named "Pauline L. Shivers"; which is actually no mystery at all!! I'm just a girl who lives in Prague! What's so mysterious about it? I keep receiving emails from people asking me about myself, call me a 'bullshiter'(OK, that was a praise actually coming from this certain person whom I find very charming), insulting me some more assuming that my name is a bloody anagram! Many of them asked me that... Once and for all: I'm not an anagram! Do you think I'd be so plain and with no imagination at all to just use an anagram as a name? anyone can do that! there are bloody machines in the net that do that for you, for christ's sake!! aah people! you don't give me the credit I deserve... So, I'll make an exception just this once and go to certain posts: Miss Juicy Bruisy Lucy said:

And finally, I think Mark should invite Pauline > > Shivers to get up on the stage at the next Tigermilking. I'm sure she'd give a floorshaking >

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performance. According to this website, she sounds expensive, but she's really quite cheap, hehe. According to this site Pauline Shivers is a soul, I reckon, singer! Blimey! I had no idea! and she's quite expensive, where as - and Lucy is right here - I'm quite cheap! I just hope the singer Pauline is black so she will be my yang and I'll be her ying! you know... black-white expensive-cheap! And I'd love to get up on the stage of the next Tigermilking! I couldn't possibly sing but I could entertain you in many other ways, far more interesting than singing! I could do a Patti Palladin thing though singing "let me entertain you, let me show you a really good time"! But I'd definetely need someone to do the Johnny Thunders' bit! any offers?

And then PFave sinee listee, typed: <>Frauline S. Livers<> I liked Frauline, but Livers?? Frauline's a bit fruity and juicy but Livers? it's a bit ticklish but still reminds me of butchers!

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My fave sinister listee, PF, seems to have landed in a more *real* world! I miss the old PFantastic, sur-real-istic era!<<<

a) that's very nice of 'her' - I think. Of course it is nice of HER! and it is a 'her'!! what's all this? first my name, then my sex!! I'm deeply hurt!

b) If I didn't know better, I would suspect that FSL was a name for the boy Trouss�. But even I know > > better than that. The boy Trouss�, whoever he is, takes far more credit than he deserves! this name is mine! what does a boy, and especially one called Trouss�, which means something silly in french which I cannot remember right now, has got to do with a glamorous, aristocratic, witty, fatal girl like myself? PFlamboyant-ish, you're lucky I have a week spot for you and your posts...

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'realistic' in its modes and fixations. But the >

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reason is surely obvious. He first says that, leaving me all dissapointed believing that the PFantastic era's gone and won't be returning and then goes on saying: I am under the hard-to-avoid nfluence of Yo La Tengo. Tengo's gritty > meditations on post-industrial Japan return us to 'the real' with new questions, or at least fluorescent question marks. La Tengo - or > 'Yo' as s/he is sometimes known in his native land - writes an unsparing prose of tautness and urgency. We > find ourselves out on the streets, or at least, as > > Phil Lynott and Gary Moore once put it, out in

c) It's true that the pinefox has become more > > > the > > fields. In the neo-neural non-nuclear wastescape > > > conjured by Yo (or La, as 'he' is known in > > > > Baltimore), there are more questioners than > > > > interrogees. And he ain't tellin'. But one thing's > > for sure - someone, somewhere [in summertime] is keeping it ReaL. You see? He did it again!! He just left me swooning after reading this paragraph! Can you see the references? can you see the semiotics? I don't know who Phil Lynott and Gary Moore are though... should I know them? I don't think so! Or like Stephin Merritt would say "a little fear, a little sex" and I'm done with it for now, that is.

Ps. There's a lady called Mrs Shivers there. Pauline L, any relation? Yes, there might be a relation! What's her first name? Is it Leonora? If it is, she might be my grandmother! Oh it's a long and sad story that's bound to bring tears to your tweeyes! Leonora was married to my granfather Egon! Egon was the child of my great grandfather, Stephan, who ran away with the maid, remember? When disinherited Stephan left our country he went to England and started all fresh; his son from

And then the sweetest Jen typed whilst making bubbles with pink soap, wearing a lavender jumper and having chewed bubblegum on her hair that bad boys in school threw on her: the maid, Egon, was married to Leonora and had my dad! Leonora was a school teacher somewhere near Edinburgh! My grandfather met her during a business trip and fell in love with her! She was so pretty! But when grandpa Egon died and Big Aunt Myrtles invited us all back to Prague, she didn't include grandma Leonora to the invitation; she didn't want her to come back to Prague; you see, she wanted us to go back but she wouldn't like any reference to our family's dark secret; and Leonora wasn't going to keep her mouth shut! she was a very independent woman, always saying what she had in her head! She'd never obey to Aunt Myrtles' orders and desires, like my spineless dad does! She didn't want to come to Prague with us either! Instead she went to live with her younger widower brother! So, I don't know! Maybe Jen's Miss Shivers is my grandmother! Is she peeing on her bed Jen? That is all for now! I have to run! we're going for horseriding with Althea, Daniel and their cousin who's just arrived from England, Violette! She's very sweet and aristocratic, but quite demure, even though I have seen her lingerie collection and it really is saucy! But more about that in my next post! I'm so late!! Pauline L. Shivers that makes sinister all quivers she's that aristocratic slag who lives and reigns in Prague __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Messenger - Talk while you surf! It's FREE. http://im.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+