Sinister: Not really worth reading to be honest
Hey Kids! Snow Patrol were on Mark and Lard's Pop Upstairs Downstairs last night, and they won. Props to them for being so well turned out, they really looked quite respectable. They were all as well scrubbed and fresh faced as matron when she went to Beachy Head. This morning I recieved my free "Inventor's Kit" that I'd phoned up for after seeing an advert for it on telly. It's not as impressive as it sounds. Just a laminated piece of nonsense about how important inventing things is - "We need inventors. We need people like you." - and two sheets of paper, one for you to write about what your invention is, and the other, covered in handy squares, for you to draw your invention on. Does anyone have any ideas for an invention I could send off to these people? The more rubbish the better, I think. Like an inflatable toaster, or a cardboard dog. The future needs inventors like me. Robin x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Robin Stout