Hello kids, I've abandoned you and I feel like I don't live here anymore. A bit like Jimmy Nail and Madonna I think you'll agree. But it's better to be away than a drunken fop, which unfortunately I am. I've just attended the Track and Field all dayer, and it was popfabulous and great. Honest... Saloon, Airport Girl, Starry's faves the Clientele, spotty geezer's Salako who we heckled to fill the gaps left by an absent member who left to get a job and real money. Apparently Jeepster pay their bands in monopoly money and dinner tokens. Which is nice... I should really also answer my Bowlie II criticisms while I can even though it is ancient news. I did indeed play a scarce part in the Sinister boys victory in the footy, but I left a space in the side for Long Shot Murdoch to take. And I did take a nasty kick on the first day for my unathletic troubles and sleep is important, like vitamins and toast. I've never been called a Collymore before, but it was nice to turn up and join the victory celebrations and not have the boring bit of actually watching the games or the hardship of playing them. Life kids can be GRATE. Actually, I'll shut up before I talk about spilling drinks, muppets and the philosphy of Seneca. Never expect too much kids... To the point anyway, without treading on anyone's toes the picnic in London on the 20th May is now on Greenwich Hill as it's much nearer New Cross and the 2000 Troubled Teenagers extravaganza in the evening. If anyone wants a fight about it I'll probably be in bed asleep so I don't care. It's just common sense isn't it? We'll sort out the details later but that's the score so deal with it. Sorry, I better go as I'm really very drunk I'm starting to fancy Jim Rockford on the telly and that's not right. Te ra, Martin ear confection recordings (http://www.send.demon.co.uk) P.S This email address is becoming increasingly moribund so anyone wishing to carry on abusing me should write to me at toescantalk@yahoo.com. Anyone who knows where the toes thing comes from is a little bit special in my book. Must go eat toast.... p.p.s. martin is a drunken fop indeed. any man who requires an illiterate sod like myself to proofread anything must indeed be inundated with booze. d matt. He's got a point, but he is an arse. oi, i have an arse, to be fair, but whether that can be described as my entire being is a point that has been much debated. People who have met D Matt will concur that there is not very much beyond his arseness that can be commented on. i was recently described as being a 'random very very drunk person'. i have cried myself to sleep ever since. but as for robinson, well, i have had the misfortune of seeing his hairy arse waking me up for the last three months. I'm a bit worried now, I'm starting to have an obsession with Jim Rockford on a level with penguins and I'm trusting the editing opinion of a drunken foppish flatmate who imagines seeing my crack at the crack of dawn. All very worrying really... Anyone know a good locksmith as I feel quite unsafe in the comfort of my own sleeping abode? incidentally, martin's toes can indeed talk, which is a very worrying and quite disturbing sight. Right I've not come here to be insulted, so in conclusion Matt is an arse, the picnic in London on the 20th is in GREENWICH and I spill drinks with distinction. But I'm sure Matt's got some alley he'd like to protrude before I click send... me and alley's, there's far too much talk about this. i plead innocent, yer 'onour. maybe one day i'll actually get round to posting myself about this alley thing. or maybe i should just lie low for a while and let it all blow over. we like each other really, honest. Jim Rockford now has a dressing gown on. It's all too much.... Te ra... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+