Date: Tue, 16 Jun 1998 05:02:55 -0700 (PDT) From: Nick Dastoor <nickdastoor@yahoo.com> Subject: Sinister: Here there be kravitzmonsters

Adam Robinson (adamrobinson@intelfax.co.uk) wrote:

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God, I find the Kravitz-monster irksome. He's an eyesore, makes some of the most horrible music ever perpetrated and has been "intimate" with several women I find terribly attractive - Kylie, Lisa Bonet and now the divine Miss Imbruglia. If he ever gets off with Lynda Bellingham I'll be well pissed off.

The divine Alanis Morrissette knockoff? At least they did a better job disguising her than Meredith Brooks. It had me fooled a while until my friend pointed it out.

You know the funniest thing about him? One of the other high-profile "lenny-conquests" was of course Vanessa Paradis. On her album of a few years back, there's a touching tribute to him that goes something like "Ooh Lenny Lenny he's so fine / Yeah he's the best I've ever had" ad nauseam. Funny enough in itself, but slide-splitting when you check the liner notes to find it was co-written by.....Lenny Kravitz. What a man!

Even funnier if she meant it. I wouldn't consider myself lucky to be a Lenny conquest. Look what happens to your career afterwards! Speaking of football, let's talk American football a bit. I was amused to find that the local Fox affiliate was covering the World bowl championship between Rhein Fire and Frankfurt. I thought "naw, this is too weird. americans aren't interested in what's going on in the world, so why are we covering this?" And chalked it up to it merely being a cure for football withdrawal for desperate fans until I noticed that the roster had many American players and was sponsored by the NFL. Let me say that I wouldn't be paying a bit of attention to any sport except that it's part of my job at work. What;s the matter? Do the Europeans not care enough to sponsor their own league, do the Americans have to own everything, or is it like eurodisney? I noticed that the stands were full, but I wonder if it was mostly tourists, or people who couldn't get to a soccer match. In my stay in Europe, never did I get the impression that American football was big. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------