hello what a strange week this has been. monday morning i half- heartedly rolled out of my bed and trudged to my drawing class. barely awake, i found myself in the elevator with a curious-looking man. it may have been his odd beaded leather jacket or the spooky look he gave me...he caught my attention immediately. when i arrived at my classroom, i sat down and began arranging my materials and waiting for the professor to set up a still-life composed of crumpled paper towels and toilet paper rolls, as he had done nearly every period thus far. i set up my drawing board, popped tigermilk into my discman, grabbed a conte, and looked up to see the creepy elevator man standing naked in the center of the room. his expression was stoic, his entire body was hairless, and he was holding a four-foot wooden rod in his extended left arm so that he looked something like a middle-aged poseidon in spectacles. his name was jerry. (i rather wished we had not been told his name...it was just all too personal when the professor said things like "why not try one bending over this time, jerry"...and especially when jerry came outside for a smoke with us during the break.) i know that as an aspiring artist i must be professional about such things---under normal circumstances i am quite fond of nudity, and i am grateful to jerry for his services-- -but it's easy to be a bit put-off when you're expecting balls of paper and instead find a strange man's naked hairless bottom staring you in the face at eight-thirty on monday morning. Care2 make the world greener! http://www.care2.com - Get your Free e-mail account that helps save Wildlife! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+