in about three days, someone will write in and say something to the effect of "could we please lay off the p.e. stories please? this list is supposed to be about belle and sebastian". but until then, here's my p.e. story............ we had this coach named coach ford. he was about 60 years old and he liked to wear really short shorts. and his nutsac kept falling out whenever he walked or bent over or basically moved, so one day i laughed at him and told him we could all see his nuts and he sent me to get a paddling. so i walked around the school for a while and came back holding my ass going "ooooh" like i was in pain. and his nuts were still hanging out. that's my story. he also had this really old toyota something or other that a bunch of us would get together and tip over on special occasions. he'd get really pissed because he couldn't set it back up right on his own so he'd have to go and call other teachers to help him and he'd get all upset. and he called the bigger guys "big tackle" and the girls "catfish". i'm not sure about the catfish remark. -brad ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------