I hardly ever post but I do feel the need to do so for once...

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SCENE: Late Nineties Airdrie<<

A mother calls out to her son. MOTHER: "Struan, could you pop down to the shops and buy me some magazines please?". STRUAN: "Of course Mum, which ones should I buy though? MOTHER: "Oh, you know, my favourites, She and Me". Boy exits.

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A round of polite applause<<

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