Sinister: Clearlake welcomes careful drivers...cherry coke welcomes lawsuits from Dr Pepper...Table top mountaineerers welcome a new game...
CLEARLAKE. for a dose of ultra-sickly-sweet twee, see "Jumble Sailing", from their first single. You think B&S have the twee market cornered? Man, in comparison to Clearlake, B&S appear as tough as Slipknot et al... Anyone going to be @ Borders book store on April 9th to see The 'Lake? mail me... DRINKS Dr Pepper IS Cherry Coke. what's the difference? thick, black, taste exactly the same (different ingredients or no), noxious fizzy fumes...uh oh, can i feel my fingers getting burned? On that note, Ribena is hardly the mecca of drinks, unless you like the 'purply-pink' chic teeth look. However, like all things, toothkind is a waste of time. If you're going to poison yourself (cigarettes/ribena/alcohol), it's best not to do it by halves (filters/toothkind/mixers respectively). On the cigarette note, has anyone noted the paradox with menthol cigarettes? i mean, do they REALLY freshen your breath?! BEYOND THE SUNRISE has been covered recently; refer to your archives for the cream of the crop. However, i will reproduce (without permission, so i am liable to legal action) the wonderful message by Mr Phillip Runion on the subtext to the song:
Verse One: Joe hadn't had sex in a while and had quite a large supply of ejaculate. He was oh so lonely.
Verse Two: He was about to lay down to another night of sleeping alone and a quick session before turning in. And then some chick showed up.
Verse Three: "Taste. . my skin and. . . you will rise." Self explanatory.
Verse Four: They knock boots until the sun comes up. The girl knows it's a one night stand and doesn't care.
Verse Five: Joe thought that the whole thing could have been drunken reverie, but then the girl indicates that she is ready for another go.
Dirty Dirty Dream Number Three.
Congratulations, and i am sure the cheque's in the post. DRINKING GAMES congratulations to mr Peter Carter for (yet another) buvez jouez that we can use, but my 2 sense say that Table Top Mountaineering will forever be the hardest of tasks made harder by excessive pan-galactic gargle-blasting sessions. B&S DREAMS finally i am on my own...even my crush has had a B&S dream (well, she said Mr David was there, and possibly 2 real mambers). Sob sob. Thankyou for getting me out of bed. long term apathy was set in. Niko xxx PS is it productive to attempt to complete monkey island I - IV in 4 days? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Nik Ovenden