Dear Sinisters! This feels great! I am no longer using Microsoft Outlook to type my mails with :) mmmmmmmm :) Turnpike.....lovely....! Outlook was so...harsh! Even though it has that lovely send and recieve function... which is just so handy.... BUT! it writes in a crappy font and trust me that means a lot. Yes. And it doesn't have pretty little pictures, unlike Demon Internets Turnpike prgram. Which I do hope is good else I'll go unwillingly back to Outlook. Which I am quite fond of too...cos it represents....the new pooter...perhaps with this new program I am just delving into mail nostalgia...ah who knows and indeed, who cares! Lets cut and paste from Outlook now eh? Smeeter Filler, Peter Miller!

slowly into town. It's very flat, and surrounded by cabbages, and people drink huge quantities of real ale. I imagine it's a lot like Preston, only in Lincolnshire. Which is no bad thing, I hasten to add. Just in case.

Hmmm. It hasn't done wot it used to do and changed the colour of the quoted thing. And, the mouse circle thing didn't work either....ooh! But at least it doesn't open A WHOLE OTHER POINTLESS WINDOW! Um. Preston isn't flat! Preston is hill upon hill upon hill! i recommend to everyone the view you get when going to Manchester by bus, when ujst leaving Preston. Everything suddenly drops away from this land of terraced houses and narrow roads, to a marvelous panorma and sky and hills and sheep! it rules! (and real ale is the ONLY ale.) My friend, or my sister, well, she is both! Told me the other day, that Americans don't eat lamb cos the US doesn't have a lot of sheep! Kerazee! A simple concept but yet so hard for me to relate to. What about kebabs? Americans, do you like kebabs? I do. Ages ago, someone mentioned THE CARDIGANS. They are crap. They always were crap and then lots of people bought their records and made them be played on ROCK FM a lot and they are still crap and always will be. Aaaah. http://www.harryhill.com go there!! Ah well, perhaps using the little mouse roller is a bad thing. I have noticed myself getting sore hands when I use it. Falumn Nearer! Calumn Shearer!

Her Royal Candarelness - Missed stopping off to say "HI!" on the way back up from London, sorry. I did try to get there, but the plane wouldn't stop.

Plane?? You posh git! Then again, as I am royal princess starry sarah, who am i to speak? I am planning to go to the TRAFFORD CENTRE. It is becoming my mecca. I must go. You know what?? I worked today, boxing day, and did I get paid double time?? NOO! Cos its a SATURDAY! BOOO CHIZ CHIZ! And B*witched ARE fab! Suity Flooty Schmooty ADRIAN who works in a scary office for the GOVERNMENT pig dogs said they are unattractive. Well, Edele is quite a woof, and Lindsay *i* do not like either. Possibly cos they are not brunettes, unlike my fair self! Speaking of my fair (hehehe yes, in the same sense that woof the dog is fair) self, a picture of me shall soon be on Sinister peeple page, cos Gary is scanning me in A PICTURE. The horror, the fear! The rage!!! You know what? I've realised I have a lot to say. I shall write it tomorrow :) I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Fluffy Candarel +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+