Hello! I thought for those who are coming to the picinic on Saturday I would give some handy directions on how to get to the meet up point (1 O'clock at the fountain in Kelvingrove park). Follow these as if they were instructions. If anyone has a better plan, don't worry about my feelings): 1. Go to Glasgow 2. Get the Underground to Kelvinbridge. If you can't find an underground station, just ask someone in a shop or something. People in shops are usually nice in Glasgow, even if they sound cross and look scary. In fact the scarier the person looks, the nicer they are. 3. At Kelvinbridge Underground leave by the main exit i.e. go up the big escalator to Great Western Road. 4. Turn right and walk smartly to the traffic lights. Do not make eye contact with anyone. 5. Turn right again and you will now be on Park Road. You should be able to see Kelvingrove park from there. There, down at the bottom, do you see? Down there, across the road! 6. Walk down towards the park. You will pass a "world of video" shop on your right hand side, where you can buy rude films at smashing bargain prices. Across the road is a grimy record shop, "the lost chord" in which you can buy second hand wank mags, which you may or may not be able to prise open. I wouldn't know about that. 7. Walk towards the park, and carefully cross Gibson street until you are in the park. There's a smashing beanie baby shop on Gibson street, if you're into that sort of thing. I am! They've got Britannia the bear and everything, but you've got to buy ten others before they sell you that. 8. Now, if you follow the main path that you are on all the way round you will eventually see the fountain, which is pretty big. 9. If you're a girl, I know it's taboo, but remember to pack your sanitary care and bits. I hope that helps. Mail me if you need further assistance, unless of course it's Saturday and you're lost. Because I won't be in. Right, I'll do a proper letter now. I bought that album yesterday, it's much better than I thought it would be. Which is saying nothing, cos it's still gash. I like the song about the tree, and the one which the lady says "caterpillar" in, because I like caterpillars. There's been a lot of hype about trees the last couple of decades, but I still reckon they're alright. But, you know, I'm rather excited that Stuart's middle name is 'Lee'. Because now we can call him 'Stuart Lee Roth', 'Stuart Lee Travis' and 'Murdoch Lee Majors'. Only behind his back, mind. Chris Leonard Nimoy ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+