ok ok......i shouldnt'' post this morning cos i KNOW i'll be antsy to spout off some more as soon as i get more digests today and tomorrow....but i could not restrain myself from this mirth....... Sensitive Stan, you are my list crush. if only half the boys in the rainy rainy wee world could be as sensitive as you, maybe things would be different for girls like me...... *sigh* i'm sure that even sweeeet Isobel would swoon for a lad so exceedingly well, sensitive. Call me converted, hallelujah i have seen the light. I'm sitting at home alone too. i never go out. I'll be your favorite friend if you want me to. oh god. you dont' know how that made my day. =D my gut hurts. now where is mrs murdoch? she and Stan will be the messiahs of this embattled list, mark my words. Riddle me this: the miraculous Tuff jess has performed yet another miracle. i hope i dont' embarrass her by telling about it. but in DC we saw Stuart M and Richard wearing tshirts from Athens' WUXTRY RECORDS. they were very funny and had a guy in a bowler hat with a cigar. we marveled. it was ironic. last night i opened a package from Tuff Jess, and pulled out.............a WUXTRY RECORDS shirt. just like the Stars wear!! Now i'm dressing in style, like Stuart Murdoch, this year's model. can you belive it? only one person i know is ridiculous enough to go through all that trouble. *sigh* we will rule the world. yes yes Jessicaxo. we ALL want a fuzzy tiger bonnet, including but not restricted to you and I. if anyone knows if they still make those, i'll pay dearly for one, if only to have a ridiculous larf with it. so is that stu david singing on paper boat?? it is seventies. ech i mean they're not horrible, but...... I only like lord anthony cos it's about a snot-nosed boy who gets beat up, and stuart sings really girly and high in it. i'm not hard to please. in 10 years stu could be rewriting his 18th version of the Lonely Librarian song, just giveing her a different twee name each time. and i'd buy it, and sit in my room and cry and think it was the greatest thing. "oh stuart, you do feel my lonely rainy pain!!" I guess i'm just sensitive like that. I can't help it. now dont' ask me for any more dates, i simply can't handle the pressures of such a wild social life. i'll have to beat you all off with an ugly stick. fluffysarah, no bad feelings! you are a master of the doggerel couplet. teletubbies are a surrealist fantasy if ever was one. my friend kate is obsessed with Po. Hello Kitty oppresses women!!!! lesleyjo http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "I'm a piece of crap that the world revolves around." +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+