On Chu to rule them all, one Chu to find them, One Chu to bring them all and in darkness bind them In the land of Primrose Hill where shadows lie. Friends, it is days now since the shadow of the West Coast tours fell upon our people. Whence it came we did not at first perceive. Words began to be whispered in secret, some spoke of Neil, and some of Julia, but few knew that the mighty Kenneth was gathering his numbers and now had the power to return! The words of Kenneth were at first soft, he spoke of piece, and offered us Red Bull Dozers greater even than those of old, but we knew his words were false and even without that knowledge, we would know he could not be trusted, for the Kenneth of old is also the eternal Kenneth, and his powers are dark indeed. It will not have escaped your notice that Kenneth has been courting the fell minions of S.G.F.C, but it is not only this for which we should be watchful. I have travelled far and, it seems, my worst fears were well founded. Not only have the sillistrations been corrupted, but even the crush votes of old are beginning to bend before his might. Already the likes of Honey, Carsmile Steve and Pine Fox are faltering. How long, I ask you, before Velocity Girl, JENOWL and even the great Llew herself are deposed. It is with all this in mind that I say 'The Chu MUST be destroyed', and with it his unclean presence. But it is a heavy burden. So heavy that none could lay it on another. I ask then, who will take the one Chu, the great Chu, and destroy it, ere more harm should come to the fair lands of Sinister? Peter p.s. listen to Eurosexuals www.bondynet.demon.co.uk/eurosexuals +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+