From what I gather, the demon drink manages to sneak its evil way into these affairs, so it'll be a Pissed In Camden NIC. I can't be bothered to think of words starting with N, I and C, so anyone who's got the imagination is welcome to. hoNey's International Children, maybe, but I

...you're the ones that I'd be thinkin' of, Sinisterinos. Now pay attention. Teri let us know ages ago that she and Debbie are coming to London all the way from Toronto, and suggested a London picnic. I'm going to be there at the same time as well, and now it's closer to the time I'm reminding everyone of it. I'll say it again for the people in the back who might not have heard. A PICNIC. IN LONDON TOWN. THE FIRST WEEKEND OF JULY. think that's stretching it a bit far. I'm sure no one needs much of an excuse to attend an afternoon of fun and frolics in the park, but here's one reason you should come: it'll be almost exactly a month after the Greenwich one, so everyone will have had plenty of time to recover from the last picnic. And we can do our bit to keep the local public houses in business afterwards. Just in case anyone's forgotten, there's going to be A PICNIC IN LONDON and EVERYONE should show up. All that shouting's made me hoarse. I'll let you in on a little secret. Struan can't spell. So when he says "dream of horses" he means "dream of hoarses". And that Judy - she doesn't exist. Struan made her up to cover up the fact that he's the one dreaming of hoarses, and that hoarse person is me. We've been having a clandestine love affair, you see. It's more of a sex affair, really. The boy's insatiable. So Ian was right when he said the horses/hoarses were an obvious sexual metaphor. Struan thinks of little else. The only part of the affair I don't like is picking up the phone to hear "Hello. It's Mrs Murdoch here. Stuart's mum." It sends shivers up and down my spine, and not the nice kind. The woman is just so bloody critical. I think Stuart tells her everything. She hasn't shown her face on the list for a while, though, and I'm beginning to get worried. Are you out there, Mrs Murdoch? One more time, for the people who were staring out the window daydreaming before: London picnic. Remember it. Natasha xx _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+