Sinister: Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Well, good afternoon all! Stupid way to start an email, considering you're all around the world and reading emails at different time of day and saving emails to read later on etc. Oh well, there's no turning back now. Aren't bank holidays great? I went home to see Mum and Dad in Woking, which will mean nothing to any of you except James T, who lives down the road (Isn't Surrey great? So much to see and do!) Good record shop by Woking Station though - Musical Mystery Store - has two huge boxes of Northern Soul re-issue singles, so I highly recommend it - worth coming down from London just to visit the one shop - and I spent a fortune there on Saturday. And being at Mum and Dad's means getting a proper feed - Chicken Dinner! With Gravy! There doesn't seem to be any point in making gravy or custard when I'm cooking for one, which I invariably do, so this was a particular treat. And then on Monday, Woking Football Club gave Yeovil a good thrashing in the sunshine. The referee was called Wendy. Did you know that Buddy's Song was actually a sequel? The first film was called Buddy - we watched it at school in Eng Lit classes (we read the book too, obviously). Buddy also featured Dodger Raltrey, but alas no Chesney Hawkes - only a skinny kid with a shaven head and a grubby jumper. HOW TO PASS THE TIME IN DULL LECTURES Believe me, I know all about this one. Doodling consumes time very nicely, if you're near enough to the back of the room. If you're near the front, the evil lecturer can tell you're not writing. Practice different sorts of flowers (eg. daisies, tulips, bluebells). Do not cover the page in hearts, even if you are desperately in love, as you will look sad. For the amusement of your fellow students, draw a portrait of the lecturer. That'll do for now Lots of Love Juicy Lucy PS There will be a message from Big Brother below. It is in no way connected to me. Just my job. Please don't let it frighten you. ---------------------- CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by telephone on +44 171 675 5000 and then destroy the email and any copies of it. This communication is from MCI WorldCom Limited whose registered office is at 14 Gray's Inn Road, London WC1X 8HN. Registered number 2776038. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Afternoon, Its Tuesday. Nothing from the student loan company yet. BUT, I am still happy? Why, may you ask? For it is down to something ELSE which I reckon is evern better than loan forms in triplicate which arrived in my real life letterbox today! And what is this remarkable arriving...thing, you are all asking. Why! It is nothing more or nothing less than "Beanie The Corgis Guide to Washington DC"! It's rather great. It tells me all about that yankee capital of culture, including the amazing fact that more than 500,000 people stop at Union Station EACH DAY! Thats more than THREE TIMES more visitors than to the Capitol! Which is a hill. I think? Oh. Its where the congress meets. But its a hill as well. So why aren't the US picnics held up Capitol Hill? You could munch your sandwiches and indulge yourself in witty banter and have a good old kickabout and the like, AND THEN BURN THE CAPITALIST CONGRESS FUCKERS TO THE GROUND and declare a national state of emergency and WE, comrades, will raise the red flag and declare The Sinister Nation!! The Glorious Five Year Gentle Waves Abolition Plan is already being put into practise. Ah, you don't know it Isobel, but already, YES already, there are spies within your ranks. People who are working to ruin your eeevil plans of opening your mouth and speaking or *ahem* "singing" ever again. Or playing your instrument. I MEANT A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!!!! I know you did. Fingers running up frantically up and down the fretboard indeed. I never knew Abraham Lincoln was assasinated by the way. I thought...well I don't really know what I thought. I suppose I reckoned that he was cut by a tree falling on his head, cos he was cutting them down at the time. Isn't there some story about him chopping down trees and he cannot tell a lie? I'm sure there is, and Dr Damon will tell me all about it at some point. Or I'll look it up myself. Or I will change the subject. Mr Beaker hates Preston? He's never been on one of my own personal tours of da area then. I can show you all the good bits in Preston. There are even GREAT! Bits in Preston. But they only become great after wearing those flattering "beer-goggles", which are readily avaliable for free in pubs, after buying lots of pints. Would you like to come to Preston and buy me a pint? I don't reckon Stevie Jackson would be a toblerone, though.I see Stevie as more of a populist guy myself. As toblerones to me are not an everday snack, unlike say, coconut toffee crisps. Everyone likes Stevie, and reckons he's a "sound chap", y'know? I flurpin' love Stevie. He's so COOL. He's the MAN! I reckon he'd be a toffee crisp. Normally he'd be the normal toffee crisp variety, but when he was pulling the stops out for a special laydee, say - like when he'd do his hair nicely and trim his nose hairs and get all dressed up - he would be a coconut toffee crisp. A little bit exotic, and desperately cool. And addictive. And only 30p. Yum yum. Me and Beanie the Corgi are off to visit the Supreme Court now. Do you get corgis in the states by the way, or is the Queen the only person who is allowed them? And does ANYONE actually OWN a poodle? byebye, Sarah xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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