Sarah wrote:

PJ and Duncan Miller? My kate...Shetland ponies....wot?

I demand that Sarah be subpeonaed to appear before the senate with a view to eventual impeachment for taking the michael out of senior congressmen such as myself. In the meantime, it is essential to national security that the chief whip, Dirty Pauly, checks Sarah's mail for the next month in case she re-offends, earning herself a community service sentence picking the nits out of the Manic Street Preachers' new beards. Duke, that's not the reason you didn't get any crushes, it's because you've already got a shetland pony, so the other shetland ponies are naturally reluctant to declare their love for you. Or me. They all know that Keith is an eligible bachelor on the prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl and enjoys getting pissed, so it's quite logical that he should win. The same goes for Morrissey. B&S content warning: delete now! I couldn't help but notice that none of the confirmed concerts are to take place on boats. Does this mean that the rumoured "Watery Grave" tour has sunk without trace?. Myself and my retired pit pony were hoping to follow them around in our recently restored coal barge. Pierre ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For unsubscribing, list rules, Tigermilk and sessions tapes, . please see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . *** B&S new LP worldwide release 7th September, tour news etc. at *** . *** http://www.majordomo.net/sinister/news.html *** . Coinini athasach ata muid - ag canuint amhrain na . coinini - nach bhfuilimid? -----------------------------------------------------------------------