Chaps,

If anyone's going to Preston and knows where the hell the theatre is, I'd love to hear from you. Miss Clarke EU?

Righty-ho. Directions. From Preston train station: * bimble out of the station. go out of the main doors where the ticket offices are, walk up, and then turn right. walk straight along that street you're on (fishergate), passing a loada banks (so you can get out some 'wonga' for ALE), a Woolworths and HMV, and you'll see a Waterstones bookshop on the right. Turn *left* and you'll be on a big square (flagmarket). Walk diagonally across (to the left hand side of the Harris library), then look up the street going alongside of the Harris and you will see ta da! Preston Guildhall! Directions from bus station: Walk in the direction away from where the National Express coaches are... you'll reach a kiosk at the end of the station, with a subway leading downwards towards Brewsters. It'll be seedy and probably smell of wee. Go down this subway! When you come out of subway, you will be in Guildhall arcade! And therefore, there! Hurrah! I'll try and find some online maps as well, but I can't get proper internet access from here. I'm sure there will be a map on the UCLAN website, here: http://www.uclan.ac.uk (I think!) I would imagine this would show the way! The main street you're looking for is Fishergate, the square is Flag Market and the Guildhall is RIGHT by the bus station, so if you can see how to get there you're basically sorted for Guildhall. Booze beforehand, chaps? Very nice park, in the shape of Avenham park for the twee picnicking option, but also a few half decent boozers and places to eat for those suitably inclined. Ie, great place that does huge garlic bread and cheese, funny little Italian place and ur, McDonalds. The local goth caff will also be open for pints of Vimto (grand!) and nine year old kids in Nirvana tops! YEAH! Mail me for any more suggestions possibly? This is all surrealistically beautiful. I love it! I've said "chaps" twice. Hmmm, time to go and listen to 70s who and have a Cup of Tea. Cheers, Kei...shit, Sarah!! * Anyone going to see them at their London show? +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+