Hello, Chris Leonard wrote:

It is good that you have joined us and I'm sure you will enjoy the Sinister Shananigans. There are occasional obscenities and non-subtle innuendoes but you will soon spot which authors have dirty minds, and avoid them as I do.

Amanda is a charming young lady and is very welcome to stay with my family during her holiday to the UK next month. She will be well looked after and fed porridge.

I hope this find you well,

Christopher

Yes, welcome Mr Bergman. Now doesn't Chris sound like the sort of boy you'd like your daughter to bring home. Katrina wrote:

Why does that completely describe David to a t? Hang on, ... Tag, have you bloody rigged this thing? :)

Nothing gets past you does it, Katrina? Keith wrote:

That was utterly amazing Tag, cause I copped off with Winona Ryder, Demi Moore and Prince Charles in one night last week. Charles was top, I told him that and he came over with a royal flush.

Now you didn't, Keith, it was Chris and Paul in disguise. And was that Northy with the crown and big ears?

Hey..this Leo got the craposcope..how come the Aires and everyone else get such lovely ones>

Oh dear, the visions were a bit blurry at that point, all I could see was the terrifying future for Scottish male Leos in Australia. But I see more clearly now: I see a log cabin in Sweden, a plate of crepes and maple syrup, and a Leo girl being being waited on hand and foot by a record store boy and a Milhouse-a-like bass player, while her sparkly orange husband herds reindeer and gathers fuel for a roaring fire ... Goodbye you lovable bundles of fun, Love Tag xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------