Hullo, Mister Miller and Mr B mentioned the Ken Chu Appreciation Society; well me' timbers are reet shivered, 'cos that particular organisation has been going for a fair few months now. In fact, at the monthly meeting and finger buffet last night we raffled Kenneth off. Or at least tried to, but with Gordon's 76p and Maddie's 77p, it wouldn't have even covered the cost of the P&P. I suppose we could have wrapped him up in some old sheets and chucked him in a laundry van to Leicester, but I'm sure that's against some Human Rights law. JenOwl mentioned her latest expedition to Fife. It seems to me that there is some dark and Sinister conspiracy to mock my places of current habitation. I suffered it when I lived in Birmingham, and now that I live in the Kingdom I'm getting it too. Either that, or I just move to numpty places. You'll nowt get me back to Lahndahn though (even if the great city did provide me with hours of entertainment in the shape of the actor who played Nick Cotton in Eastenders, who I used to watch do his shopping from behind the cauliflower stand, in the Surbiton branch of Sainsburys). Fife is really quite nice, if you stay out of the grounds of loony bins. A friend visited last weekend and we went for a wander along the beach (pebbled), admired the scenery (old lino factories and rusty cans of Tesco blueandwhitestripey bitter) and took some photos (will turn out hopelessly blurred and featuring Edinburgh from 300 miles away because I still believe that my camera has super-duper telephoto zoom lens which could pick out a cowboy having a pee behind his hoss in Texas) If that's not your idea of fun then fine. Did I also mention that I bought an electric toothbrush? I know how to partay, me. What's with all this animosity towards bringers of bad B&S news? I know it's a pain in the arse when bands you worship don't play within bus-journey distance of your house (I felt the same when I had to travel to Merthyr Tydfil to see Hawkwind play..mmm...rawk) but let's not shoot the messenger. Anyway, I've abused my work time enough for today Love you all VB xxx Being a Rebel's Fine at: http://www.angelfire.com/ia/trustnoone ________________________________________________________________________ --> get your free, private gURLmail account at http://www.gURLmail.com!! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+