Good Afternoon, but oh how I wish it was good night, David Strange Strange asked:

how would you go about stealing bowling shoes as i really want a pair but dont know how to go about getting them I have long planned to steal bowling shoes, and here's how I was going to do it. I would go to the alley wearing my most decrepid footwear (but not my holey blue canvass pumps) casually swap them at the desk for a pair of smooth soled size tens. (why is it they never check that you've paid to bowl?), hang about on the arcades for half an hour or so, then cool as you like walk out through the door. I hatched my plan when I was about eleven and one day soon I might have the erm *gumption* to carry it out. please don't dob me in to the rozzers!!! Crumbs, what if someone on Sinister is an occifer of the law, or worse, a bowling alley attendant. The game's up. I don't like peanut butter or marmite, but when I have honey or jam or both on toast I don't have butter too cos it spoils the lovely sweet taste. I have a hunch though that it's just personal taste and doesn't matter either way. This lunchtime I am making myself sick eating the office's box of Ferrero Rocher (etchulent*e*) cos when I got to the till in the sandwich shop my shiny new ten pound note had run away, and I had to *put the sandwich back on the shelf* All random, but true. Ben XXX *The validity of this subject line may or may indeed be a thinly veilled attempt to get this boy some much needed exercise this evening. No liability is accepted for this information turning out to be a scurrilous lie. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+