That and finding a good drug dealer." My little poppets, my pigsnies, my pudgy pals ~ Again, I've been straying from my goal of posting to you frisky little devils each week so I've decided to repent and right myself once again. Even if I can't think of anything to write because when has that ever stopped me before? My latest activity of recent has been reading articles like this: http://www.gawker.com/03/01/003089.html and seriously considering taking up hard drugs. If I did, I would probably be substantially thinner and have nicer cheekbones and aren't those the really important things in life? Also, I would love to be able to sincerely make statements like, "My friend tried to not do drugs for a while and he was like 'this is a nightmare! I have to sleep eight hours a day. I'm tired all the time. I wake up and it takes me three hours to get up, and then I'm tired in the afternoon.' For months he was like that" with conviction. Other than reading gawker and wishing I lived in NYC, I haven't been up to much - unless you count working two jobs during tax season, a roadtrip to Maine (nothing like a jaunt to the other end of the country for a nice weekend trip), and then a short dash of eight hours to go see the Delgados play and chuckle it up with GayJay while being ignored by another NC sinister scenester, Damon. Evidently, the gay jay and I watched a video with sexually graphic gay scenes while I was there and I had NO idea. Honestly, it didn't even phase me and I didn't even really think it was even very graphic. Perhaps, it's because I've always think that that kind of ting should have an effect on me. Of course, that would make a boy in a particularly pair of foxy glasses sexually explicit but not Queer As Folk. I believe I'm starting to see the flaw in my thinking. I came into work early this morning because there is a bridal fair next door which a lot of other main street businesses are participating in. I, being the caring active merchant I am, just wanted to get down here early to support them. That and I knew that parking would be a bitch. Of course, I had no idea how bad since there's also some kind of charity walk going on so the streets are lined with these pre-teen Lolitas all wearing ridiculously short shorts and randomly spastically jerking (I think they call it "cheering"). There's also two bible preachers on the corner duking it out through the scriptures. It's really amusing and I'm glad I brought my camera. However, I know by noon that I'm going to curled in a ball crying for my mommy. Or at least for the rapture. I apologize that I don't have any belle and sebastian content. The Delgados have stringed instruments and hail from Scotland - isn't that close enough? If Stuart Murdoch ever wants to hold an exclusive charity concert (raising funds for girls with glasses of course) in my bedroom, then I'd be happy to supply content ridden posts to your heart's delight (or instant failure thereof). xo, Ll PS - Happy Birthday shouts out to Mandee, Lauren Oranges, and that York schoolboy James T who all celebrated this week. And great post shouts out to the two Kevins. PPS - Thanks to GayJay for being the hostess with the mostess in letting me stay at your place, making me mad blush in front of cute waiters, and watch racy gay sex scenes. _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+