Hello. How many of you can honestly say that this morning you've cleaned the INSIDE of your kitchen dustbin? Huh? BApps (hohohohohohohoho! my sides!) asked what I do on the weekends. Well, it's usually a combination of undertaking, base jumping and beating off until I weep. Ideally all at the same time. Have you ever seen spunk and tears travelling at 120mph? Anyway, no time for housework on weekends, I'm just too, too crazy bonkers, you know. (hmm, I need a handy household tip) Don't cook fish, it stinks. (not a good tip. I'll try another) Don't let your extremely tidy girlfriend see your toilet when you haven't cleaned it for a while, as she'll BREAK your loo brush before you can say "oh well, I needed a new one anyway". (this isn't working very well. I shall go and visit some ladies' websites for something more appropriate). I hope no-one's posted this since the last digest - in an article on polls in yesterday's Observer, Trevor Baker included the following paragraph. It's nothing new, just nice to see our favourites in a national newspaper: "Ironically, the most successful exponents of this [multiple voting] technique aren't some industry-created hype-machine. In 1999, Belle and Sebastian, perhaps the most indie group in Britain, beat Steps to win Best Newcomer. According to the Brits' press office, approximately 1,000 of their votes were traced directly to one phone line at Strathclyde University. Belle and Sebastian won because their computer-literate student fans knew how easy and inexpensive it was to vote by email. This year, every voter has to give their name and home phone number in order to eliminate the threat of duplicate voting but, to an outraged Pete Waterman's disgust, the BPI declared that B+S and their fans had done nothing wrong." (full article is online at http://www.observer.co.uk/life/story/0,6903,636208,00.html) Anyway. I was intrigued by necrobabes.com, mentioned a couple of digests ago, so I went and had a look. My heavens! I strongly recommend innocent sinisterines check out the photo story - the writing is particularly special. Toodle pip - I'm off to find w**k. Can anyone recommend any good websites which offer jobs in British TV? Mark xxx p.s. oh, go on then - www2.friendtest.com/viewquiz.php?account=biondino __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+