From: Ken To: Ken's Bird, sinister@missprint.org Subject: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me Date: 6th Jan You bitch, I fucking hate you. We're through. I don't want your fucking lolly anymore I got a slush puppy from the shop. Goodbye. p.s. I've just copied this to the whole of sinister, why? fuck knows. Thank fuck for this. p.p.s. fuck you --- From: Ken's Bird To: Ken Subject: Sorry Boss Date: 5th Jan Hey Ken sorry I forgot to give you a lolly before I went to work this morning. Slipped my mind. I'll give you a strawberry flavoured one tomorrow ok? --- From: Ken's Bird To: Ken Subject: Nice butt Date: 4th Jan Hey Ken you have a very nice butt. Actually, does this have to do with anyone else reading this? Anyway have a lolly from me. --- From: Ken To: Ken's Bird Subject: Re: oh ok Date: 3rd Jan Yeah ATP is some festival thing. I might go if I can get my butt off the ground. Hey do you like my butt? I think it's alright, maybe slightly too firm. --- From: Ken's Bird To: Ken, sinister@missprint.org Subject: oh ok Date: 2nd Jan Ok so I've gathered that this ATP thing is some chemical, is this some kind of a joke? How do you go to a chemical? Are you like, one of the Chemical Brothers? Are you Mario or Luigi? OH It's a festival thing, ok, actually I live too far away to go anyway. By the way, I've just copied this to the whole of sinister again just for no particular reason. --- From: Informative To: Ken's Bird Subject: Useful info sent privately Date: 1st Jan ATP is a festival that was used to be Bowlie Weekender, which was pretty good, but now it's kinda still good, but not really good, and curated by Autechreurrgh. --- From: Cowhorns To: Ken's Bird, sinister@missprint.org Subject: Re: Are you going to ATP? Date: 1st Jan ATP is Adenosine triphosphate, haha. --- From: Ken's Bird To: Ken, sinister@missprint.org Subject: Re: Are you going to ATP? Date: 31st Dec What's ATP? What's DDR? --- From: Ken To: sinister@missprint.org Subject: Are you going to ATP? Date: 30th Dec Anyone going to ATP? I know the bands are crap but at least there's a bar that runs til 5am innit, and DDR machine! Private replies only please, don't want to flood sinister with crap now do we? Ken x ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted in it are confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+