Hello, I have a confession to make. Yesterday I stole a book from the library, a large Brice Marden monograph. It was a crime of passion. He's my favorite. Let me tell you, when I walked undetected through the detectors it was orgasmic. I groaned and made funny noises. Like crack, this was only fun until I got home. I couldn't believe how irrational and impulsive I could be. Doctors say that stealing is compensation for something, usually love. But books are the only things to steal that make sense. Later in the evening I began thinking about my job. I work for an art dealer. My boss, VH, has a stellar library. Aside from a few computers and desks it's all books. Some time around bed time it hit me. VH is intimidating. My stealing books is a subconcious way of increasing my manhood to be of equal to my boss. I want my library to be as long as hers. I'm scared of my conclusion, but I'm not compeled to stop either. I am depraved and I'm going to wallow in it. I had thought that I was comfortable with myself but I now realize that I have issues too. My sister is encouraging and wants to be my sidekick. Your David P.S. I'm really glad to be here. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+