Not only did my mother buy me a copy of Melody Maker, she read it as well. She says it lost her a bit at times, but Master Stuart comes across as a nice young man. Pah! Not very interesting! I hear you snarl. But it gave me a great idea - why not organise a sinister parental picnic? All our mums and dads could get together and talk about how disappointed they are to have produced poor quality fighters and if we ask really nicely perhaps Stuart's dad, Mister Murdoch, could come along and tell a few of his mini-skirt jokes. Oh well, it's only a thought. Keith, your mum could organise it, Paul's dad'll provide the chocolate fingers and Trousers senoir could give a talk about his role as an enormous sideburn in "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush". Tag, I tried to send you a message of love this morning, but it keeps getting rejected. Have you farted? I can't send it via the list because it consists of a loosely strung together torrent of insults. Seeing as I don't live in Britain or America I went to France this afternoon to see if I could start a big fight between the French and Spanish listees, but I couldn't find anything controversial. Well, I did see three people widdling in the street in a very short space of time. Do all French people urinate whenever and wherever the urge takes them? I went on a boat. Boats rock. My gigantic package from Jeepster has arrived, but due to my inexplicable habit of giving people half my old address and half my new address, it's gone to my mother-in-law's. I can't wait to pore over the lyrics in search of the meaning of the rabbits versus clotted cream debate. I know where there's some rabbits in a cage. I think they're going to end up inside someone's fat belly. Megan, I'm strictly a Sarah man, but I quite like your idea, in a funny sort of way. Speaking of which, they were playing "Je t'aime" in the supermarket again. I find it quite an arousing song in public, thus enabling me to drive my shopping trolly whilst leaving both hands free to grab loads of goodies. Then I pay for them in rumpy-pumpy. I'm outta here for the time being, Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+