Jason Brent wanted a footy shirt to piss his mate off. Why be so confrontational ? Not every footy fan has to be. As a Gooner of 19 years now, I can honestly say that if one of my mates walked up to me in a Scumspur shirt I 'd piss my pants with laughter. Not the desired effect I'm sure you'll agree. Chelsea, now there's a thing. Everyone hates Chelsea because they are so bloody middle class and bloody expensive to watch. They are also hated because they take the Branscombe Vale Breweries Ale Cider League Trophy Cup so fucking seriously. A Chelsea shirt would be a good thing. My advice to you young man however, is to go out and join the new breed of peace-loving footy fans and buy yourself an Arsenal shirt. Embrace your friends love of the team and join him - make a tighter bond. Right, you can all stop throwing up now. Charlie Nicholas. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+