hey hey... ...i come bearing momentous news...i had my first B+S dream last night *waits for gasps of shock/horror/indifference/*...i was walking in a tunnel by my old school and herds of buses were whizzing past...i knew i wanted to get one but it was the old story of just not moving in any direction no matter how hard you want to...'simple things' was playing through the air but suddenly it just ceased..i got quite upset by this so i just sat down on the ground and moped...i'm sure there was other things involved but i'm never very good at remembering dreams..to recall that was actually quite an achievement....wasnt that interesting?...no...okay... chris perriman said: "theres a similar kind of guy in middlesbrough town centre who we affectionatley named 'twenty four pence man'. he will approach and ask for 24p, nothing more, nothing less. ..does this man do tour the country?...we have one in jolly old swindon named '25p steve' (i assume the penny extra means people here are slightly cockier)..i havent seen him in a few years actually...maybe he got enough 25p's to buy a train ticket to middlesbrough...this town has its fair share of buskers...theres keith the dress wearing,bmw owning, bearded guitar genius, a three fingered harmonica player with his wife on keyboards and a man whos STILL playing 'silent night' on a tin whistle outside devon savouries...its a real cosmopolitan lifestyle here i can tell you.... ribena queen (has the nation gone ribena mental?) mused about declan swan...i'm glad somebody else shares the same hatred for this litigation happy little swine...he's there every day grinning at me during the advert break for 'the wonder years'...did your glasses cost �10,000? no they didnt...you got them free on the NHS so stop whining..and tell your mother to get a new outfit..she looks a mess...ahem..that made no sense to anyone but me i suspect.... ...i did have more to say but i've entirely forgotten..i should have waited until i was ready..i'm sorry.. i thought i was prepared...sob.. ta ta... __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - Buy the things you want at great prices. http://auctions.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+