Hello. Today was a sad day. Walking to class I was sure I was dreaming. Late and I hadn't done my work- abundant anxiety. My steps were hurried but for some reason my pace seemed slow. Couldn't move fast regardless of how hard I tried. No way I was going to make it on time. So, the day was set to be shit. But- Then. I ran into an old crush of mine. We met a few months back in a park. She had an interest in B&S, so did I. First B&S fan I ever met. We totally clicked. I fell. Completely infatuated, lovesick before I knew her name. We spent the whole day together, watching the birds, chewing gum, smoking too many cigarettes...it was lovely. At least, until the Bad Thing happened. I don't really need to go into the Bad Thing. The relevant information: 1) It tore us apart 2) I never thought I'd see her again because of it. Well, I did. She goes to my school, which I didn't know. I found her roaming the hallways alone, looking at the ground, seemingly lost in thought or despair (much like myself). I grabbed her shoulder and smiled. She smiled back. We skipped our classes and went to her house. No one was home. We sat on her bed chatting for a while. About life, about art, about everything. Of course, we both knew where it was all leading. Getting! it! awn! She took my hand and leaned over to kiss me. I stopped her. "What's wrong?" she asked. "The mood..we need music." I replied. "CD's...on the bookshelf. Please hurry.." "No. I've got my own." I took out a CD I had hidden in my backpack and showed it to her. She smiled. It was CD-R I made, entitled: "Romantic B&S Songs for Sweet-Hearts" She had no idea what was coming. See, the case said "Romantic B&S Songs for Sweet Hearts," but the actual CD-R was my ULTIMATE DISCO PARTY MIX. I set the volume on "ULTRA-HIGH!" when she wasn't looking and popped the CD in. I sat back down next to her on the bed, remote in my hand. She leaned over to kiss me. I hit play. THE DISCO BEATS STARTED BUMPING! "AGHAGHAHGHHHHH!" I shouted. Her jaw was nearly touching her chest. I'm sure I would have seen tears gently rolling down her cheeks onto her tongue had I been paying any attention. I wasn't though. I WAS GETTING DOWN WITH MY BAD SELF! "YEAH MAD DISCO PARTY IN THIS BIZNITCH!" I screamed. The neighbors were flocking to the windows. "Chr-chr-christiaan?" the girl stuttered. "TALK TO THE HAND IT'S DISCO TIME!" She cried and I DANCED. Eventually she got enough nerve to kick me out. I'm not rude, I left without a fight. When I got to the sidewalk I stripped to my undies and started singing S Club 7's bring it all back. YEAH! So it wasn't a bad day after all because I got to dance to my ULTIMATE DISCO PARTY MIX!! And sing S Club 7 outside in my undies!! I am happy now! I hope you are too!! x Love, Christiaan _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+